This is an actual conversation from tonight at work no editing,
Me: Im dead.
...ten minutes of silence, no customers...
Kia: Joel you're really dead when you're dead
Me: Umm... why did that make sense?
Kia: I meant your personality, your personality is dead when you're dead
Me: oh yeah,... Im a zombie
And customers came abut halfway through that twenty minute conversation, yes that lasted twenty minutes and we were both entirely serious and only realized after the fact how drugged out we seemed.
Other great quotes from the night
Me: People need to wear name tags after a certain time of night or they can't get mad at me when I dont know who they are.
Me: I can't wait for this week to be over
Kia: Joel its tuesday
Me: Oh.... crap!
Me to customers (I knew them): If you order anything complicated i'm coming after you, or spitting in you're food.
Me...after they ordered complicated food: Seriously im off in five minutes so you've got a head start.
Also crappy week just saying
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