Relationships

So there are a few to many fake and real named relationships (named being something other than friend) so I'm writing them all down cause I'm getting confused. If your one of these and you named yourself I hate you if you didn't then I hate whoever did...

I apparently have a... (some of these are real)

Girlfriend
Wife
Fiancé
Boyfriend
Extra sister
Imaginary friends
Real siblings
Extra parents
Another extra sister
Okay I think there are four fake sisters total
And an extra brother

List

Following is a list of things that are rarely if ever advisable but are especially hazardous while in close quarters with a small group in a foreign country. Bear in mind that all of these happened and that many were deemed to scandalous to post.

So in no particular order 10 things never to do based on our example

1. accidentally and irreversibly rewrite the lyrics to a popular worship song.

2. Learn the wrong lyrics to only "lovely ladies" after seeing Les Miserables with small children

3. Swim in a mountain lake when it is NEAR 50 degrees outside

4. Confront your sponsors, asking if they are pregnant

5. Play angry birds during philharmonic concert attended by more than 100 thousand people

6. Write the word ugly on an american flag and give it as a negative reward for the worst person each day

7. Photograph random PDA while being extremely obvious

8. Play with children's toys inside an ancient castle

9. Heil hitler in the Jewish quarter

10. Touch art that was poorly guarded/covered