Wednesday, June 13, 2012

List

Following is a list of things that are rarely if ever advisable but are especially hazardous while in close quarters with a small group in a foreign country. Bear in mind that all of these happened and that many were deemed to scandalous to post.

So in no particular order 10 things never to do based on our example

1. accidentally and irreversibly rewrite the lyrics to a popular worship song.

2. Learn the wrong lyrics to only "lovely ladies" after seeing Les Miserables with small children

3. Swim in a mountain lake when it is NEAR 50 degrees outside

4. Confront your sponsors, asking if they are pregnant

5. Play angry birds during philharmonic concert attended by more than 100 thousand people

6. Write the word ugly on an american flag and give it as a negative reward for the worst person each day

7. Photograph random PDA while being extremely obvious

8. Play with children's toys inside an ancient castle

9. Heil hitler in the Jewish quarter

10. Touch art that was poorly guarded/covered

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